Contemplating Suicide? Try This Instead.

Sally Hansen hair remover wax strips,$5.09 at Ulta

If ever you find yourself on a little self-hate kick, don’t dabble in hard drugs or cut yourself. Do an at-home bikini wax!

I’ve had DIY regrets before (crooked bangs, crooked hemlines, crooked black-tipped hair dye-job), but my hand-eye coordination was not to blame this time. Can I blame Sally Hansen? These little wax strips make for pretty painless eyebrow maintenance, but there was no warning on the box that says “May draw blood and cause involuntary shouting when used on bikini line.”

Maybe I do need to seek professional help.


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